The Patrick Family

Libby

Libby Patrick, née Elizabeth Fleming, daughter of Jane and Keith. Thirty-something, married to Oliver, mother to Jack and twins George and Beth. Reluctant owner of Fergus, a slobbering dog of dubious descent. Born and bred in Milton Keynes, Buckinghamshire, UK, has lived in Juniper Street, Woodhaven, Massachusetts for the last few years. Has been inaccurately described as “Tinker Bell without the attitude problem.” (Looks like Tinker Bell on a bad hair day, but still has an attitude problem.)

People usually regard Libby as a pushover, a bit of a soft touch. If you are one of these people — beware.

Oliver

Husband of Libby, father of Jack, George and Beth, over-beloved son of Sandra Patrick/Lacroix. With no father role model in his youth, and a mother who is bordering on clinically insane, Oliver always intends well, but — not surprisingly — doesn’t understand women. His emotional constipation means Libby doesn’t always know where she stands.

Jack, George, and Beth

Jack — the eldest of the Little Patricks. Doesn’t talk much, but makes a lot of noise anyway. Obsessed with all things Pixar Cars, with a special place in his heart reserved for Lightning McQueen.
George and Beth (Elizabeth) — born on St. George’s Day, hence the rather regal names. They make more noise than Jack.

Sandra Patrick (Lacroix)

Oliver’s mum, the proverbial mutton dressed as lamb, or grandmother dressed as Lady Gaga. Has a predilection for vodka, with Valium chasers. Sees nothing wrong in feeding her toddler grandson Red Bull, or giving him a tarantula for his third birthday. She has been single ever since her husband ran off with a librarian when Oliver was five.

Or at least — that’s what she tells everyone.

Jane Fleming

Libby’s mother. Devoted wife and doormat.

To misquote Edmund Blackadder: “To you, Jane, Women’s Lib was just something that happened to ‘other people’, wasn’t it?”

Libby herself says of her mother: “God knows what she was doing in the 1970s while other women were burning their bras. Out shopping for whalebone corsets, I imagine.”

Keith Fleming

Libby’s father. Husband of Jane and devoted member of Rotary Club. Thinks the rot all started with Emmeline Pankhurst.

Enough said.

Tania Patrick

Oliver’s long lost half-sister, whom Libby contacted via a family tree website.

Both Libby and Oliver wish she’d stayed lost for much longer.

Fergus the dog

A misguided gift from Oliver’s mum, Fergus is a slobbery dog of dubious pedigree. He adores Oliver, but ignores the person who feeds him and takes him for walks. (Libby.) His days were always numbered as a member of the Patrick household, but once the twins arrived Libby maneuvered him into belonging to Maggie Sharpe, Libby’s friend-and-substitute-mother in Woodhaven.

 

 

 

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